Robe and Wizard Hat

QUERY: Robe and Wizard Hat

Great. Something tells me this won't be enjoyable.

Guide: Welcome to ChaCha!
Info Seeker: Hey!
Guide: Hey!
Guide: What exactly can I find for you?
Info Seeker: I put on my robe and wizard's hat.
Guide: Great. I've had mine on since 7:00.
Info Seeker: I cast level 17 eroticism.

-Immediately I recognize I was wrong.

Guide: THUNDERBOLT!
Info Seeker: I meditate to regain my mana from your thunderbolt , before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
Guide: Oh God... Oh my God...
Info Seeker: Oh, what do you do now?
Guide: Level 8?!?!?
Info Seeker: Yes. It's as bad as you feared.
Info Seeker: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Guide: I pray to Akatosh for energy.
Guide: Then cast....
Guide: Level 25 SOULS OF THE DAMNED
Info Seeker: OH GOD NO
Info Seeker: Zombies eat my legs as I fight valiantly against them with my K-Mart lightsaber
Guide: Useless... USELESS.
Info Seeker: Before I cast level 9 romantic lighting and level 57 Barry Manilow CD.
Guide: I counter with fifth echelon "I have work in the morning."
Info Seeker: I counter with traditional female response, "I have a headache, but I am willing anyways, and aren't you working now, you slug?"
Guide: Awww... you called me a slug....
Info Seeker: Before I cast level 70 roll-over-and-watch-Maury.
Info Seeker: Do you prefer komodo dragon?
Guide: ME: 18/23000 HP
Info Seeker: FINISH HIM.
Guide: X_X
Guide: You gained 420 EXP.
Guide: You've reached Level 28!!!
Guide: You've gained passive ability "Spam ChaCha!"
Guide: This increases your chance to avoid productivity by 80%!
Info Seeker: Finally.

See? At least some pranksters are original. Be more like this person, and maybe you won't get banned as much next time.