Are You Robots?

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QUERY: Are you robots?

Guide: Welcome to ChaCha!
Guide: Hello customer.
Guide: What about are you robots are you looking for today?
Info Seeker: Are you robots? Like on some IRC channels?
Guide: My primary directive is to aide you in finding the most relevant results for your searches!
Guide: You have been inactive for more than 30 seconds. Are you still there?
Info Seeker: Yes
Guide: I am sorry, please clarify your search.
Guide: What about are you robots are you looking for today?
Info Seeker: What is love?
Guide: I am sorry, I do not understand.
Guide: You have been inactive for more than 30 seconds. Are you still there?
Info Seeker: What is robot love?
Guide: Please wait while I scour the deep web for those results.
Guide: Robot Love (idea) - the sharing of affection between cyborgs.
Guide: Are these results sufficient?
Info Seeker: Yes
Info Seeker: No
Guide: Error.
Guide: Error.
Info Seeker: I don't know anymore
Guide: Error.
Info Seeker: Find me the quotient of 1/0 please.
Guide: Please wait while I find those results for you.
Guide: 1/0 = -0.1212498719287129312921349872139471239472183491240239482394023
Guide: Error 428: Overflow

(I said nothing for a good 2 minutes.)

Guide: Welcome to Windows XP Pro.
Guide: C://
Guide: C://
Guide: System has just recovered from a serious error.
Guide: The internal error reporting system has been disabled. To enable it, please check your control panel.
Guide: Are these resu8fls sufficient?
Info Seeker: What's going on?
Guide: My prime dir□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□
Info Seeker: ....
Guide: PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA
Guide: SYSTEM_FAILED_RECOVERY
Info Seeker: shit
Guide: STOP 0X0000007B SERVER FAIL
Guide: Now auto-reporting error and relevant IP addresses...
Guide: Please wait...
Info Seeker: Stop.
Guide: Your IP has been successfully delivered to the Help Center. This should be helpful in diagnosing the source of the problem that caused the fatal crash.
Info Seeker has closed the search session.
Info Seeker has removed the power cord for his computer.
Info Seeker has hidden himself under his bed.

Prime directives achieved.