Monday, December 18, 2006

Tubgirl

QUERY: TUBGIRL

Here it comes. Again. The 500th time today. I'm not even going to ban this one. I'm going to have fun.

Guide: Welcome to ChaCha!
Info Seeker: Hi
Info Seeker: What is a tubgirl?
Guide: Hmm...
Guide: I believe its a symptom of retardation
Info Seeker: retardation? i dont get it
Guide: I didn't expect you too.
Info Seeker: oh can you look for tubgirl image
Guide: I could.
Guide: But I wont.
Info Seeker: y
Guide: Because I'm not your slave!
Guide: All day people expect me to do things for them!
Guide: I'M SICK OF IT!!!!!
Info Seeker: ur payed for this i can ask for w/e i want and u find it
Guide: Oh really?
Guide: FIND ME TUBGIRL, NOW!
Info Seeker: huh?
Guide: Come on! You have to provide results within the first 30 seconds!
Guide: The Info Seeker is always right!!!
Guide: DING DING DING ITS THE GOD DAMN CHACHA ALARM!!!!
Guide: AND IT JUST KEEPS RINGING IN YOUR HEAD ALL DAY AND YOU HAVE TO ANSWER
Guide: AND THE ONLY THING THAT WILL PUT A STOP TO IT IS A BULLET IN YOUR BRAIN!!!!!!!
Guide: YOU THINK I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT?! BECAUSE IVE HELD THE GUN!
Guide: NOW! DO YOU STILL WANT TO ME TO FIND YOU PICTURES OF TUBGIRL?!?!?!!
Guide: ANSWER ME!!
Info Seeker has closed search session.

Good thing he closed it. I was about to start asking for gay midget porn, which would have probably been more than he could handle. Luckily I banned him from the servers, so that won't happen again.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Keep them coming, love reading them now. :) Good luck bud. Thanks for showing me.

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