h4x

QUERY: h4x

This is a two fold offense. For starters, he wants hacks. This means he's a nOOb. Secondly, he uses 1337 to spell it. This means he's a fag.

Guide: Welcome to ChaCha!
Guide: Hello. It is my understanding that you suck at videogames.
Info Seeker: hi lolz
Info Seeker: I am liek looking 4 h4x on Jedi Academy
Info Seeker: so I can beets all da n00bs who pwn me
Guide: It is my understanding that you suck at Jedi Academy, correct?
Info Seeker: no im just nu
Info Seeker: but wid hax i'd pwn
Guide: wid hax ur m0m wud pwn
Info Seeker: idd
Info Seeker: need hax so teh no1 can saybr me anymor
Guide: Well, have you ever considered... idk... getting better at the game?
Info Seeker: 2 hard
Info Seeker: need 2 b pr0 uk lolz

-This is about when I decided I will destroy him.

Guide: Okay, I'm going to go ahead and give you some advice.
Guide: And by advice, I mean hax.
Info Seeker: k
Guide: I want you to go ahead to your start menu, select Run, and then type "cmd."
Guide: Follwed by enter.
Info Seeker: k...
Guide: Now I want you to type in "format c:" then hit enter.
Info Seeker: lol you think im stupid?
Guide: Aww man... You caught me.
Info Seeker: im not an idiot... now plz finf the hax
Guide: Ok fine... Just run a quick test for me.
Guide: To make sure the 1337 hax0rz I find you will be compatible.
Info Seeker: k how do I do that
Guide: Go ahead and press ALT+F4 for me.
Guide: And read me the serial number that pops up.
Info Seeker: hld on while i do that
Info Seeker has closed the search session.

mayb n0w he gunna leik toly l2p roflololololol... i g2g now g37 mah h4x0rz n go pwn ^ CS nd stuf kthxbai